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Are the person that Mr. Rodgers would be proud of?
Yik Yak of the week is a lie unless they republish the dank memes people post too.
Printer’s ink is made from unicorn blood. That’s why it’s so expensive and is the reason why we don’t see unicorns out in the wild. WAKE UP AMERICA!
The Sun Star is more awful than usual this week.
I got 4 girl’s numbers today! I love group projects!
Hope my weed guy is doing Black Friday sales next week.
The first thing I hope to see on sale for Black Friday is tuition.
Holy f***ing s*** f*** I need autostart.
Thank you, kind stranger, for handing me toilet paper under the door when I was in need. You are the hero Skarland deserves.
My Fallout character eats people and lives in a nuclear wasteland and still has better luck with women than I ever will.
God: “I’ve made man-kind.” Angel: “You f***ed up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. Look at it. It’s got anxiety.”
Whenever a girl says she has a surprise for me, I always think “I hope it’s sex… or a pony. I’ll bet it’s sex, ’cause I don’t see a pony.”
If I had a nickel for everytime I got kicked off the wifi here, I think I could finish the engineering building.
Study tip: laminate your notes. The tears will roll right off and not smudge them.